YCMTSU - Astronaut Version
Jill always does the "You can't make this stuff up" so I found one for me to post. It's fairly self explanatory.
Astronaut arrested in alleged kidnap attempt
Lisa Nowak waited in hiding for woman she considered a romantic rival
By Mike Schneider
ORLANDO, Fla. - An astronaut drove from Houston to Florida, donned a disguise and confronted a woman she believed was romantically involved with a space shuttle pilot she was in love with, police said. She was charged with attempted kidnapping and other counts.
Leaving aside the diapers, which is hilarious, my favorite quote is:
"If you were just going to talk to someone, I don't know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray," said Sgt. Barbara Jones, a spokeswoman for the Orlando Police Department.